Why are social media users cracking up at #TrumpBookReport after the final US presidential #debate?

Trump’s foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn’t read the book. “Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!”

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016

“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.” #TrumpBookReport

— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016

Uncle Tom’s Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere. @AntonioFrench #trumpbookreport

— Melanated Soul (@RealMotha4Ya) October 20, 2016

There’s a Lord-and he’s got rings. Lots of rings. The best rings. And two of the best Towers anyone has seen. #trumpbookreport

— Karl H. (@ageofkarl) October 20, 2016

Lady Macbeth. Nasty woman. Blood coming out of her wherever.#TrumpBookReport

— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016

Nowhere does it say that anything actually happened between Lolita and Humbert, it was just boy talk. #TrumpBookReport

— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) October 20, 2016

“When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman.”#TrumpBookReport

— Jen-O-Lantern (@Pop_Reader) October 20, 2016

Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I’ll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— Callie (@calliembush) October 20, 2016

It took Low Energy Harry Potter 7 books to defeat Voldermort. Sad! I would have beat him in the first book! #TrumpBookReport

— Historical Trump (@HistoryDTrump) October 20, 2016

Voldemort was a bad guy, okay. He was a bad guy. But you know what he was very good at? Killing Muggles. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrenchhttps://t.co/eJBMhUlCPg

— Historical Trump (@HistoryDTrump) October 20, 2016

Let’s just say I am the better salesman. It’s sad that he died, but I am better.#TrumpBookReport

— Jonathan Speights (@jspeights) October 20, 2016

Catcher in the Rye. There used to be other grains. Terrific grains. The best grains. Hillary ruined this nation’s farms. #TrumpBookReport

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 20, 2016

Charlotte’s Web …Spider dies at the end… no stamina. What a loser.#TrumpBookReport

— Cora Huggins (@Rangerswife1) October 20, 2016

The bridges, nobody builds a bridge like me. I’ll build one and make Madison County pay for it #TrumpBookReport

— The Real B Ham (@TheRealBHam) October 20, 2016

“So much hunger, many hungry people, and far too many games. Hard to play with so much, too much, quite frankly, hunger.” #TrumpBookReport

— Doug B (@dougbstl) October 20, 2016

Oedipus married his mother. Disgusting! She wouldn’t be my first choice, believe me! #TrumpBookReport

— Ben (@Ben_cue77) October 20, 2016

Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women.#TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— Anna (@annachristine85) October 20, 2016

It was the best of times. Absolutely phenomenal. It was the worst of times. Total disaster. #TrumpBookReport

— Ben (@noblerzen) October 20, 2016

There were mice AND men, I mean, and everyone has been saying it, these were some bad hombres…. with mice #TrumpBookReport

— Joe Peterson (@joepete104) October 20, 2016

“We’re gonna catch so much rye, you won’t believe it. We’re bringing those rye catching jobs to America.” #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench

— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) October 20, 2016

Pinocchio? He’s no puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!#TrumpBookReport

— White Rabbit Object (@audiewhitaker) October 20, 2016

Westeros is failing. Wall is okay. I could build it higher. American steel. I’d be the best King. Tremendous king. Isis.#TrumpBookReport

— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) October 20, 2016